1st post of funlanka Some jokes

Looking for Work by Sri Lankan Doctor

A Japanese doctor said, Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor said, Thats nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A British doctor said, In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

A Sri Lankan doctor, not to be outdone said, You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of deep South; put him in the Presidents House and now half the country is looking for work.